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“If someone tells you to change yourself, tell them to go fuck themselves.” 

If someone tells you to change yourself, tell them to go fuck themselves.” 

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swiftsugg:

[…] We need to keep them alive.” - Martin Scorsese.

Hindi lahat ng patama ay tungkol sa’yo.

beben-eleben:

Nagkataon lang na tumugma sayo at nasapul ka ng husto. 

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GOODNIGHT.

secretly-a-mad-scientist:

begikodienorastis:

What is your acne telling you?
1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers.
3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol, greasy food and dairy. This is the zone where food allergies also show up first, so take a look at your ingredients. Besides all this, do 30 minutes of light exercise every day and get adequate sleep so your liver can rest.
4 & 5: Kidneys — Anything around the eyes (including dark circles) point to dehydration. Drink up!
6: Heart — Check your blood pressure (mine was slightly high) and Vitamin B levels. Decrease the intake of spicy or pungent food, cut down on meat and get more fresh air. Besides this, look into ways to lower cholesterol, like replacing “bad fats” with “good fats” such as Omegas 3 and 6 found in nuts, avocados, fish and flax seed. Also, since this area is chock-full of dilated pores, check that your makeup is not past its expiry date or is skin-clogging.
7 & 8: Kidneys — Again, drink up! And cut down on aerated drinks, coffee and alcohol as these will cause further dehydration.
Zone 9 & 10: Respiratory system — Do you smoke? Have allergies? This is your problem area for both. If neither of these is the issue, don’t let your body overheat, eat more cooling foods, cut down on sugar and get more fresh air. Also keep the body more alkaline by avoiding foods that make the body acidic (meat, dairy, alcohol, caffeine, sugar) and adding more alkalizing foods like green veggies and wheatgrass juice. Another thing that most of forget – dirty cell phones and pillow cases are two of the top acne culprits and this area is what they affect the most!
Zone 11 & 12: Hormones — This is the signature zone for stress and hormonal changes. And while both are sometimes unavoidable, you can decrease their effect by getting adequate sleep, drinking enough water, eating leafy veggies and keeping skin scrupulously clean. Another interesting point: breakouts in this area indicate when you are ovulating (and on which side).
Zone 13: Stomach — Step up the fibre intake, reduce the toxin overload and drink herbal teas to help with digestion.
14: Illness — Zits here can be a sign that your body is fighting bacteria to avoid illness. Give it a break, take a yoga class, take a nap, take time to breathe deeply, drink plenty of water and know that everything always works out!
So the next time you break out or notice dark under-eye circles, look to your face map: your skin is probably trying to communicate on behalf of the internal organs. However, do remember that, as with all medical issues, it is always best to see your doctor or dermotologist for a proper prognosis. This is just a general guide to head you off in the right investigative direction – just because you break out between the brows doesn’t always mean you have a bad liver!

whoa. I’m keeping this.

secretly-a-mad-scientist:

begikodienorastis:

What is your acne telling you?

1 & 2: Digestive System — Eat less processed or junk food, reduce the amount of fat in your diet, step up water intake and opt for cooling things like cucumbers.

3: Liver — Cut out the alcohol, greasy food and dairy. This is the zone where food allergies also show up first, so take a look at your ingredients. Besides all this, do 30 minutes of light exercise every day and get adequate sleep so your liver can rest.

4 & 5: Kidneys — Anything around the eyes (including dark circles) point to dehydration. Drink up!

6: Heart — Check your blood pressure (mine was slightly high) and Vitamin B levels. Decrease the intake of spicy or pungent food, cut down on meat and get more fresh air. Besides this, look into ways to lower cholesterol, like replacing “bad fats” with “good fats” such as Omegas 3 and 6 found in nuts, avocados, fish and flax seed. Also, since this area is chock-full of dilated pores, check that your makeup is not past its expiry date or is skin-clogging.

7 & 8: Kidneys — Again, drink up! And cut down on aerated drinks, coffee and alcohol as these will cause further dehydration.

Zone 9 & 10: Respiratory system — Do you smoke? Have allergies? This is your problem area for both. If neither of these is the issue, don’t let your body overheat, eat more cooling foods, cut down on sugar and get more fresh air. Also keep the body more alkaline by avoiding foods that make the body acidic (meat, dairy, alcohol, caffeine, sugar) and adding more alkalizing foods like green veggies and wheatgrass juice. Another thing that most of forget – dirty cell phones and pillow cases are two of the top acne culprits and this area is what they affect the most!

Zone 11 & 12: Hormones — This is the signature zone for stress and hormonal changes. And while both are sometimes unavoidable, you can decrease their effect by getting adequate sleep, drinking enough water, eating leafy veggies and keeping skin scrupulously clean. Another interesting point: breakouts in this area indicate when you are ovulating (and on which side).

Zone 13: StomachStep up the fibre intake, reduce the toxin overload and drink herbal teas to help with digestion.

14: Illness — Zits here can be a sign that your body is fighting bacteria to avoid illness. Give it a break, take a yoga class, take a nap, take time to breathe deeply, drink plenty of water and know that everything always works out!

So the next time you break out or notice dark under-eye circles, look to your face map: your skin is probably trying to communicate on behalf of the internal organs. However, do remember that, as with all medical issues, it is always best to see your doctor or dermotologist for a proper prognosis. This is just a general guide to head you off in the right investigative direction – just because you break out between the brows doesn’t always mean you have a bad liver!

whoa. I’m keeping this.

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hersecretsanddesires:

Soccer player: Ito yung mga tao na kung maka-sipa ng upuan mo eh feeling Phil Younghusband. Magtatanong na nga lang, kailangan pang manipa? Ikaw kaya sipain ko! Edi sana di ka na lang nag exam! Sana sumali ka na lang sa Azkals! Tutal ginawa mo namang bola ang upuan ko, eksaherada ‘to.
Reklamador: Nakakainis yung mga ganito. Sila na nga lang yung magtatanong at mangongopya, sila pa yung galit. Tas pag sinabi mong wait lang kasi di ka pa tapos, sasabihan ka pang madamot o kaya maiinis. Eh ano pa at nag exam ako kung di mo din naman pala ako papatapusin! Tas pag mahaba pa sagot mo magagalit. Oh edi sige! Sa’yo na yung papel! Ikaw na magsagot! Talino mo eh.
Kapit bisig: Okay din pag ganito. Hati kayo sa mga sagot, palitan kumbaga. Minsan pa nga ikaw sasagot ng test I tas siya sa test II. Pag di mo alam bibigyan ka niya tas pag di niya alam bibigyan mo siya. Saya ng ganito pero pag nahuli, PATAY KA BHUY.
The source: Tatabi sa matalino tas kukuwa ng sagot, sabay papasa sa katabi, tas papasa nung katabi mo sa katabi niya. Hahaha! Madalas paunahan pang tumabi sa nag-aral. Malas mo na lang kung bobo yang nakatabi mo. HAHAHA.
Kodigo kid: Mga batang pa-simple!! Akala mo nag-aral pero yun pala hindi. Haha! Kodigo sa ilalim ng medyas, sa id, sa may panyo, sa cellphone, calculator o di kaya pagbabae tas may mahabang necktie, dun nilalagay. Hahaha! O kaya pag desperada na, sa kamay na lang, dibale ng pasmado naman noh? Mabilis mabura. HAHAHAHA. Pag di pasmado, laway na lang gamitin mo. Hahahahahaha.
Sadako: Mga babae na may mahahabang buhok o di kaya gamit yung bangs. Sa sobrang gusto makakakuha ng sagot pati buhok ginamit na. Hala teh, push mo yeeeeeen.
Unlimited: Ito pa yung isa sa mga nakakainis puta. Ang iingay pag humihingi ng sagot! Di kayang bumulong? Di kayang bumulong? Sarap lagyan ng stapler yung bunganga eh. Pag tayo nahuli pepektusan talaga kita! Pag nanghihingi ng sagot akala mo may ina-announce sa klase. Leche ‘to pweh.
Okay: Ito naman yung mga tao na kahit anong sagot ang ibigay mo, ‘okay’ lang sa kanila. Kahit di ka pa sigurado, okay pa din basta may sagot. Good luck! Bagsak tayo pareho. WAHAHA.
Magnanakaw: Ito yung mga nadaig pa ang magnanakaw kung makakuha ng papel mo. Habang di nakatingin ang teacher, aba sige, huhugutin ang papel mo kahit nagsusulat ka pa! Bastos lang? Pwede namang magsabi punyeta ka hindi yung kukunin mo na lang basta basta. Sayang handwriting ko ganda pa naman tas hinugot mo lang? Bastos!! HAHAHA.
Team petiks: Matutulog, dadaldal, tutunganga tas pag pasahan na ng papel, dun lang sila magsasagot, dun lang sila magtanong tas yung pagtatanungan nila ng sagot, sila pa yung ma-peperwsiyo kasi ba naman, ayaw munang ipa-pasa yung papel kasi kokopya pa. Eh kapal din naman ng mukha. Eh kung sana nagsagot ka muna kaysa ngumanga ka lang buong magdamag diba!
Chismoso/chismosa: Mga kukuha ng sagot pag may narinig silang nagbanggit. Kailangan pa bang i-explain? Syempre di na, katamad eh. HAHAHA.
The miracle maker: Kokopyahan ka na nga lang lahat lahat, nataasan ka pa! ASAN ANG HUSTISYA?!?!?! Ikaw nag-aral buong magdamag, ikaw na nga yung nagpakopya tas mas mataas pa siya? Ibang klase din haaaay.

hersecretsanddesires:

  • Soccer player: Ito yung mga tao na kung maka-sipa ng upuan mo eh feeling Phil Younghusband. Magtatanong na nga lang, kailangan pang manipa? Ikaw kaya sipain ko! Edi sana di ka na lang nag exam! Sana sumali ka na lang sa Azkals! Tutal ginawa mo namang bola ang upuan ko, eksaherada ‘to.
  • Reklamador: Nakakainis yung mga ganito. Sila na nga lang yung magtatanong at mangongopya, sila pa yung galit. Tas pag sinabi mong wait lang kasi di ka pa tapos, sasabihan ka pang madamot o kaya maiinis. Eh ano pa at nag exam ako kung di mo din naman pala ako papatapusin! Tas pag mahaba pa sagot mo magagalit. Oh edi sige! Sa’yo na yung papel! Ikaw na magsagot! Talino mo eh.
  • Kapit bisig: Okay din pag ganito. Hati kayo sa mga sagot, palitan kumbaga. Minsan pa nga ikaw sasagot ng test I tas siya sa test II. Pag di mo alam bibigyan ka niya tas pag di niya alam bibigyan mo siya. Saya ng ganito pero pag nahuli, PATAY KA BHUY.
  • The source: Tatabi sa matalino tas kukuwa ng sagot, sabay papasa sa katabi, tas papasa nung katabi mo sa katabi niya. Hahaha! Madalas paunahan pang tumabi sa nag-aral. Malas mo na lang kung bobo yang nakatabi mo. HAHAHA.
  • Kodigo kid: Mga batang pa-simple!! Akala mo nag-aral pero yun pala hindi. Haha! Kodigo sa ilalim ng medyas, sa id, sa may panyo, sa cellphone, calculator o di kaya pagbabae tas may mahabang necktie, dun nilalagay. Hahaha! O kaya pag desperada na, sa kamay na lang, dibale ng pasmado naman noh? Mabilis mabura. HAHAHAHA. Pag di pasmado, laway na lang gamitin mo. Hahahahahaha.
  • Sadako: Mga babae na may mahahabang buhok o di kaya gamit yung bangs. Sa sobrang gusto makakakuha ng sagot pati buhok ginamit na. Hala teh, push mo yeeeeeen.
  • Unlimited: Ito pa yung isa sa mga nakakainis puta. Ang iingay pag humihingi ng sagot! Di kayang bumulong? Di kayang bumulong? Sarap lagyan ng stapler yung bunganga eh. Pag tayo nahuli pepektusan talaga kita! Pag nanghihingi ng sagot akala mo may ina-announce sa klase. Leche ‘to pweh.
  • Okay: Ito naman yung mga tao na kahit anong sagot ang ibigay mo, ‘okay’ lang sa kanila. Kahit di ka pa sigurado, okay pa din basta may sagot. Good luck! Bagsak tayo pareho. WAHAHA.
  • Magnanakaw: Ito yung mga nadaig pa ang magnanakaw kung makakuha ng papel mo. Habang di nakatingin ang teacher, aba sige, huhugutin ang papel mo kahit nagsusulat ka pa! Bastos lang? Pwede namang magsabi punyeta ka hindi yung kukunin mo na lang basta basta. Sayang handwriting ko ganda pa naman tas hinugot mo lang? Bastos!! HAHAHA.
  • Team petiks: Matutulog, dadaldal, tutunganga tas pag pasahan na ng papel, dun lang sila magsasagot, dun lang sila magtanong tas yung pagtatanungan nila ng sagot, sila pa yung ma-peperwsiyo kasi ba naman, ayaw munang ipa-pasa yung papel kasi kokopya pa. Eh kapal din naman ng mukha. Eh kung sana nagsagot ka muna kaysa ngumanga ka lang buong magdamag diba!
  • Chismoso/chismosa: Mga kukuha ng sagot pag may narinig silang nagbanggit. Kailangan pa bang i-explain? Syempre di na, katamad eh. HAHAHA.
  • The miracle maker: Kokopyahan ka na nga lang lahat lahat, nataasan ka pa! ASAN ANG HUSTISYA?!?!?! Ikaw nag-aral buong magdamag, ikaw na nga yung nagpakopya tas mas mataas pa siya? Ibang klase din haaaay.

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babynats:

gurongdyosa:

nicademonyita:

deliideli:

barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

Ginawa ko.

There’s no harm in trying. :) ♥

:)

babynats:

gurongdyosa:

nicademonyita:

deliideli:

barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

Ginawa ko.

There’s no harm in trying. :) ♥

:)

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